2 Football players and 2 cheerleaders are sitting in a small group towards the front of the classroom. The cheerleader were asking the guys how old they were when they learned to masturbate and then asked how often they do it.
Football player #1: Two maybe Three times a day.
Football player #2: Two times a day for sure!
Football player #1: (to cheerleader #1) How often do you masturbate?
Cheerleader #1: giggle
Football player #2: WAIT!!! Girls can masturbate too!??!!
Teacher: Shhhh! (walks away laughing and shaking his head)
Pass Fail Score: 26%5th Period Algebra 2
Professor: [describing some assistive technology] It’s kinda like electricity - we don’t know how it works, but it does!
Pass Fail Score: 23%Location Unknown
Professor: I strongly urge you to read A Daughter of Han by Thursday
Student: Strongly Urge? I thought it was required?!
Professor: It is, but based on your last test, ‘requiring’ doesn’t seem to mean much anymore.
Pass Fail Score: 22%History 435, Sonoma State University
Student: How does he die?
Professor: By being killed to death.
Pass Fail Score: 25%History 335, Sonoma State University
Professor: The Mongols smell bad, because they were dessert people, and ate a lot of meat and cheese.
Student: Isn’t that what the Japanese said about the Europeans?
Professor: Probably true, until McDonald’s opened up in Japan.
Pass Fail Score: 21%History 335, Sonoma State University
Professor: There’s an old saying in China. Well, there’s a lot of old sayings in China… and one of them is “A woman is like a wheelbarrow, if you don’t kick her every 3 days, she stops working.”
Pass Fail Score: 18%History 335, Sonoma State University
Guy1: That was one wordy text message.
Guy2: 500 characters
Guy1: Either she has a thesaurus in front of her, or she’s sober.
Pass Fail Score: 22%Hallway of Darwin Hall, Sonoma State University
Teacher: OOAD2 is like the sequel of OOAD1.
Friend (looking up from his game): Huh? Is it like a TV series?
Friend 2: Go look up tvrss.net. Maybe there’s a torrent for it.
Pass Fail Score: 17%OOAD2 Lecture, Ngee Ann Polytechnic, Singapore
Student finds out how much she’s getting back for her books
Student: Sweet! I can pay off my parking fines!
Pass Fail Score: 24%SSU Bookstore
Student 1: But, we’re building a house a sticks. Why would you need a swing?
Student 2: Well what else are you supposed to do all the time in there? Just stare at sticks?
Pass Fail Score: 24%5th Grade Classroom