2 Football players and 2 cheerleaders are sitting in a small group towards the front of the classroom. The cheerleader were asking the guys how old they were when they learned to masturbate and then asked how often they do it.
Football player #1: Two maybe Three times a day.
Football player #2: Two times a day for sure!
Football player #1: (to cheerleader #1) How often do you masturbate?
Cheerleader #1: giggle
Football player #2: WAIT!!! Girls can masturbate too!??!!
Teacher: Shhhh! (walks away laughing and shaking his head)
Pass Fail Score: 135th Period Algebra 2