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Would you believe it if Paris Hilton endorsed the idea?

Female student: scoffs Do you mean that they (biologists) would have us believe that fruit evolved to spread seeds!?

Professor: Of course, what else?

Female student: They’re for us! To eat!

Professor: Well, fruit has been around for millions of years longer than humans

Female student: I don’t know if I believe that!

Biology Class

Pass Fail Score: 3

it’s just a piece of paper

Physics Teacher: Just show your work and even if you don’t get the right answer you can get partial credit. I got my degree with partial credit!

Physics Class

Pass Fail Score: 8

If that fails, there’s always origami

Female student: My dad carries around a gun everywhere, since Michigan has Concealed Carry permits, and he keeps hoping someone will mess with him…like he’ll drive through sketchy neighborhoods just to find trouble.

Criminal Justice Class

Pass Fail Score: 7

Another thing you can do naked

Student: I don’t need a job. I’m perfectly content with sitting around naked playing Guitar Hero!

Walking to Human Geography

Pass Fail Score: 7

Mathtitude

Teacher: If it doesn’t have a horizontal asymptote at negative one, I don’t care.

2nd Period AP Calculus

Pass Fail Score: 3

Just say no girlfriend.

Freshmen Girl #1: Jake was the first guy I had sex with. We weren’t even dating. He didn’t look at me the whole time. And then when we were done, he said thanks and left.

Freshmen Girl #2: Yah, I hate when that happens.

University of Minnesota Duluth Dining Center

Pass Fail Score: 5

Hence the built up tension

Freshmen boy #1: Dude, are you looking at porn on your laptop!?

Freshmen boy #2: No way man, that’s just a pop up.

Freshmen boy #1: Oh cuz I don’t want you jacking off next to me in class.

Freshmen boy #2: Ha! I haven’t jacked off since I moved up here!

University of Minnesota Duluth film class

Pass Fail Score: 5

It’s all so confusing

Bimbo #1: Well, I am completely against homosexuals and homosexuality because the bible says it’s wrong.

Smart girl with no filter: Well the bible is also against premarital sex but you don’t seem to have a problem with that.

High School Sociology Class

Pass Fail Score: 8

You show me yours, I’ll show you mine

2 Football players and 2 cheerleaders are sitting in a small group towards the front of the classroom. The cheerleader were asking the guys how old they were when they learned to masturbate and then asked how often they do it.

Football player #1: Two maybe Three times a day.

Football player #2: Two times a day for sure!

Football player #1: (to cheerleader #1) How often do you masturbate?

Cheerleader #1: giggle

Football player #2: WAIT!!! Girls can masturbate too!??!!

Teacher: Shhhh! (walks away laughing and shaking his head)

5th Period Algebra 2

Pass Fail Score: 13

Just like magic

Professor: [describing some assistive technology] It’s kinda like electricity - we don’t know how it works, but it does!

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Pass Fail Score: -3