Female student: scoffs Do you mean that they (biologists) would have us believe that fruit evolved to spread seeds!?
Professor: Of course, what else?
Female student: They’re for us! To eat!
Professor: Well, fruit has been around for millions of years longer than humans
Female student: I don’t know if I believe that!
Pass Fail Score: 3Biology Class
Physics Teacher: Just show your work and even if you don’t get the right answer you can get partial credit. I got my degree with partial credit!
Pass Fail Score: 8Physics Class
Female student: My dad carries around a gun everywhere, since Michigan has Concealed Carry permits, and he keeps hoping someone will mess with him…like he’ll drive through sketchy neighborhoods just to find trouble.
Pass Fail Score: 7Criminal Justice Class
Student: I don’t need a job. I’m perfectly content with sitting around naked playing Guitar Hero!
Pass Fail Score: 7Walking to Human Geography
Teacher: If it doesn’t have a horizontal asymptote at negative one, I don’t care.
Pass Fail Score: 32nd Period AP Calculus
Freshmen Girl #1: Jake was the first guy I had sex with. We weren’t even dating. He didn’t look at me the whole time. And then when we were done, he said thanks and left.
Freshmen Girl #2: Yah, I hate when that happens.
Pass Fail Score: 5University of Minnesota Duluth Dining Center
Freshmen boy #1: Dude, are you looking at porn on your laptop!?
Freshmen boy #2: No way man, that’s just a pop up.
Freshmen boy #1: Oh cuz I don’t want you jacking off next to me in class.
Freshmen boy #2: Ha! I haven’t jacked off since I moved up here!
Pass Fail Score: 5University of Minnesota Duluth film class
Bimbo #1: Well, I am completely against homosexuals and homosexuality because the bible says it’s wrong.
Smart girl with no filter: Well the bible is also against premarital sex but you don’t seem to have a problem with that.
Pass Fail Score: 8High School Sociology Class
2 Football players and 2 cheerleaders are sitting in a small group towards the front of the classroom. The cheerleader were asking the guys how old they were when they learned to masturbate and then asked how often they do it.
Football player #1: Two maybe Three times a day.
Football player #2: Two times a day for sure!
Football player #1: (to cheerleader #1) How often do you masturbate?
Cheerleader #1: giggle
Football player #2: WAIT!!! Girls can masturbate too!??!!
Teacher: Shhhh! (walks away laughing and shaking his head)
Pass Fail Score: 135th Period Algebra 2
Professor: [describing some assistive technology] It’s kinda like electricity - we don’t know how it works, but it does!
Pass Fail Score: -3Location Unknown